Recent Emory sayings, age 4

I think it would be a good idea for me to go to preschool today and have fun.

If I eat all my toast ill be 5. Then I can go bowling and throw the ping pong ball.

Momma Jesus made me big and strong and he made you big. 

Emory:I'm going to miss daddy a lot.

me: he's only gone 2 days. 

Emory: no he can go 4 days bc I am 4.

Me: Emory you are in timeout for 2 minutes. 

Emory: no 4 minutes!

Me:Emory you can go down the slide 1 more time.

Emory: but I'm 4.  

(You see the theme here:) )

He was playing with his monster trucks and having them become new best friends. (I guess he's done that a lot this year...)