I don't like the smell of my orange juice. It smells like reindeer.
Mommy are you ever going to work? Without hesitation he says "no you're not." But "you can work in our kitchen."
During rest time Emory looks up and says "can I go practice cracking eggs?"
At a friends house Reid was helping Em into his Pjs and said put your clothes on people don't won't to see your butt.
Emory: "oh yeah, you only show your butt to your family."
Lots of questions: how does Santa carry his bag up the stairs? How does he get back up the chimney?
Where do babies come out? He guessed my neck??
Did God make Santa Claus?
I can't be a CFA operator when I'm older because I don't want to shave. I want a big beard.
On my birthday can I just invite boys to my birthday. Ok mommy that's the plan. I don't like girls.
